Easter Riddles
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Easter Riddles

Put a smile on your face with our best Easter humor.

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbit's feet.

Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce hide some eggs.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce hide some more eggs.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Stan. Stan who? Stan back and I'll toss you an egg!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry -- the Easter bunny will come back every year!

Why did the Easter bunny hide? He was a little chicken.

Why does the Easter bunny have such a shiny nose? His powder puff's on the wrong end.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anybody like eggs?

Why do rabbits do so well at school? They're experts at multiplication.

How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs (X) marks the spot.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ears. Ears who? Ears a good spot to hide some eggs.

What's the best way to send a letter to the Easter bunny? Hare Mail.

What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day's work? Tired.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Juan. Juan who? Juan, two, three, four Easter eggs.

What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants? A smarty pants.

Why was the rabbit rubbing his head? Because he had a eggache!

What did the rabbit say to the carrot? It's been nice gnawing you.

What do you call a duck who plays basketball? A slam duck.

How do bunnies stay healthy? Eggsercise.

What do you call Easter when you are hopping around? Hoppy Easter!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Abby. Abby who Abby Easter to you.

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