Bucks County, PA
Take Them to the River!
When the weather calls for one of those 3H (hazy, hot, and humid) weekends, take some advice from Big Mouth Billy Bass, the singing fish: "Take them to the river!"
That's right. Pack everyone in the car, turn on the AC full blast, and set the global positioning device for Bucks County, PA. At River Road, just one hour northeast of Philadelphia, look right. You'll see your salvation: the lazy Delaware.